Sunday, July 11, 2010

Hello ? Who is it ?

RING RING.
Me: “Hello”
Him: “Raju bhai?”
Me: “Wrong number”
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2 minutes later...
RING RING.
Me: “Hello”
Him: “Raju bhai?”
Me: “Maine aap ko kaha na wrong number hai”
Him: “Mujhe kursiyo ki welding ka order diya hai aur ye number diya tha. Abhi aap bolo main kya karu?”
Me: “Arey bhaiya ye wrong number hai, main kya karu?”
Him: “Abhi aap batao main kya karu, mujhe to yehi number diya hai na, abhi aap aao, paise do aur kursiya le jao”
Me: “AS@F*DS#D%SS:D^AF”(in mind)
Him: “Hello chup ho gye…. boliye ?? kya kia jay ?”
Me: “acha thik hai aap apna address bataiye main paise leke aata hoon”
Him: “par aap kyun denge.. aap toh abhi bole wrong number hai !”
Me: “hmm wo Raju bhai ne kaha bolne ko ki aapka phne aaye toh bolne wrong number hai !”
Him: “Raju ko phne do !! “
Me: “wo toh bahar nikal gye “
Him: “bill pe jo address dia hua hai aap wahin pe ho na??”
Me: “haan”
Him: “Thik hai main aadmi bhejta hoon.. paise lene”
Me:  “ji bhejiye “

4 comments:

  1. Lol...great! Love this one! <3
    You made my day!

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  2. lol really?? hehe thank you ! :D

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  3. Sammy ... what happened afterwards??? :O
    Finally Murga..??? or that ws ur plan from the beginning..??? :P

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  4. nah ! nothing much.The guy never called back,don't know probably he met with Raju and understood the case :P

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